hey so i know i have rarely used this site since about last year, but with the change and now seemingly everyone jumping ship if you want to see where i’m active its @snowquilava on twitter
Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!
“Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station…”
million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.
Fact:
They actually did that.
cannot. stop. laughing.
Nature’s steady cam, once again one step ahead of us.
Consider: Found Footage Horror but it’s all filmed by Chicken Cams
Local cephalo(chill)grumps hangin out. They may be sassing to each other, but they both know a common middle ground interest to chat about. Both Saturn and Zane headbutt a lot in some certain topics :Dc
